Dear Lucario
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008Screw. You.
Hey, congratulations, you can stick to walls! Doesn’t change the fact that you’re a wannabe Mewtwo with none of his particular advantages. Your moves aren’t particularly powerful, and they’re slow to boot. Well done on sucking at your introduction, too — “oh hi I just happen to be at the top of this mountain!” Is it me, or did the team just decide to stop trying after they got the first ten characters into the Subspace Emissary? There’s an absolute glut of characters, and each one has a less sensical appearance than the last. I suppose they thought it was cute that nobody could talk, but I find it’s just annoying. Then again, I’m the kind of guy who likes a whole lot of explanation to go with my cutscenes, and that requires a lot of speech and/or text.